Now chicks probably look at these pictures and give a horrified gasp: Kelly Brook is out without her makeup?!
We dudes? Don’t give a damn. ‘Cause let’s be honest, who’s checking out her face with those sweater puppies on display?
Some British dude wrote a piece in the UK’s Daily Mail about how Gwyneth Paltrow looked too damn skinny in her bikin (Newsflash, dude: that’s ALL she’s got). But here’s what he said about our chick Kelly here:
While Gwyneth, with her willowy figure, exercise addiction and macrobiotic fussiness, seems to drive most ordinary women insane with resentment, most men are oblivious to her wan perfection.
We happily flick through the paper until we hit upon a small shot of Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks’ ample bosom, or Kelly Brook buying wallpaper while wearing a large sheepskin coat.
Men are supposed to be stubbly and dry with hard angles, so we do not crave more of the same from our wife or girlfriend. We want women to be feminine, which means a slightly rounded belly is preferable to a washboard.
Your girlfriend’s squishy bum and touch of wobble might look less than Pirelli Calendar perfect under the harsh midday sun, but it feels great under the duvet at the tail end of a northern European winter.
Preach on, dude. What straight guy would NOT want to curl up with Kelly’s tits under a duvet?
And don’t be fooled: Kelly knows all this. Why do you think she’s all but cracking her face with that grin?
Photos by FAME
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